Witness Interview

Interviewed Dirty's brother on September 27, 2011. Confirmed he is still living in San Diego, and has fathered two children.

Repeat: yes, Dirty Bird (pictured below) is a father.

We're sending Detective Sesh to San Diego in October to pick up the trail.

Sometime in 2001

If you look closely at this photo from 2001, you will notice Dirty in the upper corner, impersonating a giraffe. Was he trying to tell us something? Is Dirty currently hiding someone on the African subcontinent, perhaps in South Africa as a safari tour guide?

All aboard

This picture confirms one of my worst fears, David Vrbenec has cleary kidnapped this child and is entering it into baby beauty pageants.

Greece?

The origins of this picture are completely unknown, but there are several clues that lead to my suspicions. The protrudence of a double chin, a white-beater with and silver necklace, terrible art-work painted on the walls. He must be in Greece.

May XX, 2001

Prom somewhere in the Chicago suburbs circa May 2001. The trail is cold, but we could still find clues.

March 16, 2008

Dirty Bird sighting in Newport Beach, CA. Witnesses say he was consuming massive amounts of Jagermeister. He also got into a fight with a door guy.